cosmothetic

n. one who supposes the existence of an external world.
-Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.

High Commissioner of Turbulence

Tony Baloney

NYPD Thug

Billy Baines

He's the guy who discovered the Montauk Monster.
Claims no relation.

capuchin

job creator

I Dated a Leech

It sucked.

rapt up

mulmig

der sauerbraten made Gerhardt quite qualmish

fixer

For a price, he can make it all go away.

limicolouse

parasitic mud dweller

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Slim Boy Phat

jolly macheted icon models
next year's vestment of confinage

Madame Chiffondant

Jonah Leezah

schoolmaster

just another brick in the wall

Rook

side to side, forward and back

Krutocid

Believed to have formulated a way out.

Case Study No. 406

Subject displays a surplus of calcium.

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Alonzo Futilio

Karmic Avenger

dizzy

my 2000th hidden missive

outlier

Crucified by the Righteous Brethren,
who loved him but of course hated his sin.

discouraging whird

You seldom hear one anymore

since they've all been stuffed and mounted.

voyeur

neonate

Baldrick

He has a cunning plan.

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loch moulinet

n. A form of electric log in which a telephone 

is substituted for the indicator, 

and a species of mill-wheel for the screw.

- Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.