thresher

flailing the grist

Lola

It's a mixed up
muddled up
shook up world
'cept for Lola.

Miss Whatsername

This looks like my 8th grade English teacher.
Said I could write but I shouldn't.

arachnophobe

Treebeard

eldest Ent

Caspermorph

Once dead, it took a while for Casper to morph into his spectral essence.

Sydney Carton

in need of a far, far better place

mummy

mambabarang

Filipino sorcerer.
At his command is an army of orifice burrowing beetles.

of questionable commodifiablity

Not just this one; they all are.
But why let that stop me from opening an Etsy store?

lookout's outlook

unusually uncertain

bandido

birdwatcher

with monocular vision

dungeonated

Dr. Frankenstein's monster has been imprisoned for some time now.

71710

Marionette

Her high wire act came to an end
on the Night of the Tangling.

Our Freedom Under Attack!

Lady Liberty Doused in Sulfuric Acid

Stefan Bartoly

current world champion of telepathic chess

Ty

Lately it seemed to him like Ty's boyish charm was starting to fade.

bad day in Bohemia and Cleveland

RIP
Tuli Kupferberg
Harvey Pekar

fimble

Fimbles were little tools designed to assist their users in any task normally reserved for fingernails.

orang GK

oh well

Dryvit eye

Fell for the hard sell and had his stucco orb clad.
Now he's all fungust.

Myopian amulet

The Myopians carved these.
It's said rubbing their bellies brought good luck.
Problem was, they were just heads.

Zombie No. 902

Backstage Annie

performance contract rider

Elder Ephraim

hard and fast belief instiller

Billy Bonkers

whose visage is emblazoned on every package
of Billy Bonker's Neverending Jawbreakers

Jozef Grobowski

Phrygian capped Jozef Grobowski
of Boston, Massachusetts,
the first known Liberty Pole.

skeptic

Jessup de Lesseps

While brother Ferd was off digging the Suez Canal, Jessup stayed home and bit heads off chickens.

sensei