the green fairy

La Fee Verte descends upon the poet.
Marvels transpire.

Mayan Pepper God

Julius Frontinus

excavated Roman water commissioner

tea party

Gotta love those tea party patriots, Palinists, shout-downers, death campers, birthers, dittoheads, Armageddonists, fundamentalists, anti-health care, anti-tax, anti-thought, Glenn Beckering, brick throwing, death threatening, conspiracy theorizing, reactionary, bigoted, bellicose, belligerent, radical right wing rabid Republicans.

shebang

                              It was customary for hunters to flush a shebang from its hole. 

This act came to be known as 'the hole shootin' match.'

conveyance purveyor

aka car salesman
Happy Birthday WAK

Yalqev39

The bodiless Kalmafridean, Yalqev39, desires dilithium crystals in order to return home. - it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Ida Cavendish's substitute

Von Schlep

Unfortunately, Von Schlep never knew 

when the next monkey skull would erupt.

Nemesis ouanga

Voodoo charm hollowed out to hold poison.
It's modeled after Nemesis, goddess of divine retribution.

Major America

Captain America was promoted in 2008 

in light of his leadership as CEO of Lehman Brothers.

Pan

The wild rutting season of Pan began today.

The old goat once fell for the nymph Syrinx, who wanted nothing to do with him, so ran to the river. Desperate to be hidden, she was transformed by her sisters into a reed. But the wind blew through her and gave her away. Pan fashioned his pipes from the reeds, which he played each sunset in love and in lust. To hear his song is to be inspired and aroused.

Extra Added Bonus: me reading Elizabeth Barrett Browning's 'A Musical Instrument' with Laurent Rochelle's 'Que Ma Joie Se Meure' as musical accompaniment.

Costard

shallow vassal playing fast and loose with words
(like honorificabilitudinitatibus)

Once captain,

now he's figurehead on the prow of the doomed ghost ship, the Flying Dutchman.

Mario Marmot

a Pogo reject

Clark Baines, Action News

Reporting live from the site of the fungal invasion.

the boy who didn't dare

rastrarasta

rastrastriated rasta in mid dread coil perm

Giorgio I

His Tremendousness, Giorgio I, Prince of Seborga

Who is the real John Galt?

Unionbuster turned outsourcer.
Banks in Cayman Gulch.

the girl who didn't care

lost horizon

From your epic opiates,
myopic utopia.

Toby Wills, opportunist

Ida Cavendish, school teacher

Arnold Blaylock, theatre critic

Anachron

early thermodynamic mechaman

coup plotter

The scenario unfolds in the general's mind.

cyclopes

They were confined to the fire pits of Tartarus, there consigned to forge Zeus's thunderbolts.

Lava Lad

Vulcan's little known sidekick

Lum Puckett

Lum Puckett, the late drummer for Dead Man's Chest

Ra-ish prize

Found in a box of Cracker Jack.
I nearly cracked a tooth.

eager minion

Chief Wapahaunuk

Chief Wapahaunuk of the Tanamaug tribe invites all his Facebook friends to give him a poke.

papaloot

complements the mamaloot