Being John Cusack

"Nobody's looking for a puppeteer
in today's wintry economic climate."
- Craig Schwartz

antizenith

chlorophylliac

inatrance

Woke up this morning with a full moon in his eyes.
Grabbed himself a gun and....
You know the rest.

He just can't help himself.

petrified head

excavated from tomb, Gansu province, China

Lionel Pudding

He alone was responsible for His Majesty's hiccups.

dowager

J.C. Stone

Those anointing oils? Rich in kaneh-bosem, or extract of cannabis.

Frankincense and myrrh? Psychotropics.
And mushrooms? And mushrooms.

gremlin

Original monkey wrencher, specializing in aircraft.

Curtis

Gitchi Manitou

The great spirit in the less than great
makes every pebble remarkable.

sour clown

Clown eats unripe persimmon.

Jingju players

fated to end badly

little man

in a big suit

Brownie x2

helpful hobgoblin and girl guide

Morgue Arrival N

Male subject displays acute desiccation over a third of his body mass. Dual injection marks centrally located in those areas. Could they be fang incisions? Autopsy may determine.

spoiler

DDme

The digital dematerialization of me.

Sal Amanda

Sally was a mouth breatha. You got your gill breathas and your skin breathas, but Sal - he was a mouth breatha. Always gaspin for breath.

Like that time they cut off his tail; he liked to have stopped breathin altogetha. I tells him, Breathe, Sally! Hightail it outa here! You'll grow anotha!

Narasimha

Vishnu's lion/man avatar.
His divine anger protects his devotees.

triorbis tumere

Subject displays fissure through which prefrontal cortex issues.

le vintner nouveau

Rolling casks, he inspired Reverdy, Tanguy and Breton, in their cups, to draw the first exquisite corpse.

sauria azul

hog-nosed blue lizard man

hewn fogey

Magibon 2

effusly and mum tweesivity

NGC twins

Filsh and Talmek are twins from NGC 5426 and NGC 5427, twin spiral galaxies within Virgo. (No, not Gemini.) That they do not appear identical should come as no surprise since they each reside on nonidentical twin planets within their respective nonidentical twin galaxies. However, their distant progeny will look more and more similar as the eons pass, as the galaxies are on a collision course.

April Fool

Yesterday he was mad as a March hare.