Thursday, April 30, 2009

Being John Cusack

"Nobody's looking for a puppeteer
in today's wintry economic climate."
- Craig Schwartz

Monday, April 27, 2009


Woke up this morning with a full moon in his eyes.
Grabbed himself a gun and....
You know the rest.

He just can't help himself.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Thursday, April 23, 2009

J.C. Stone

Those anointing oils? Rich in kaneh-bosem, or extract of cannabis.
Frankincense and myrrh? Psychotropics.
And mushrooms? And mushrooms.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Monday, April 20, 2009

Gitchi Manitou

The great spirit in the less than great
makes every pebble remarkable.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Morgue Arrival N

Male subject displays acute desiccation over a third of his body mass. Dual injection marks centrally located in those areas. Could they be fang incisions? Autopsy may determine.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Sal Amanda

Sally was a mouth breatha. You got your gill breathas and your skin breathas, but Sal - he was a mouth breatha. Always gaspin for breath.

Like that time they cut off his tail; he liked to have stopped breathin altogetha. I tells him, Breathe, Sally! Hightail it outa here! You'll grow anotha!

Saturday, April 11, 2009


Vishnu's lion/man avatar.
His divine anger protects his devotees.

Friday, April 10, 2009

triorbis tumere

Subject displays fissure through which prefrontal cortex issues.

Monday, April 06, 2009

le vintner nouveau

Rolling casks, he inspired Reverdy, Tanguy and Breton, in their cups, to draw the first exquisite corpse.

Friday, April 03, 2009

Magibon 2

effusly and mum tweesivity

NGC twins

Filsh and Talmek are twins from NGC 5426 and NGC 5427, twin spiral galaxies within Virgo. (No, not Gemini.) That they do not appear identical should come as no surprise since they each reside on nonidentical twin planets within their respective nonidentical twin galaxies. However, their distant progeny will look more and more similar as the eons pass, as the galaxies are on a collision course.

Wednesday, April 01, 2009