Monday, March 31, 2008

Luciferous Bristlecone

This pine, native to sulfureous and geyserly regions, produces cones of a diabolic nature. Its bract scales are commonly referred to as 'hell hulls.'

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Friday, March 21, 2008

Triton

Oceans rising? It's the son of Poseidon.
Man, that dude can play a conch.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

My Disturbed Neighbor

I don't know what his problem is,
but his shoveling's keeping me up at night.

Friday, March 14, 2008

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Spectre

As I was going up the stair
I saw a man who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
I wish, I wish, he’d stay away.

- William Hughes Mearns

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Cratered

Beings of thin-atmosphered galactic bodies are,
like their planets, exposed to meteoric impact.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Sunday, March 02, 2008

Imp

I had an imp in a jam jar once. He was comfortable most days. Every so often he demanded to be let out so he could play tricks on those who he said had it coming.

He got into it up Jersey way. He'd been out all night leading Boy Scouts into the pine barrens when an APB went out for his arrest. They cornered him in Chatsworth and then squirreled him away someplace else. But I know his power of persuasion, so I'm holding onto the jam jar.

Saturday, March 01, 2008

unknown

I keep looking at this one and drawing a blank.
I like him or her, though.