I bore witness today to a most gruesome sight. At the annual bacchanalathon to appease the Rivergods, a giant arthro-crustacean of some sort attacked and devoured an innocently passing buxom bystander, all the while being spurred on by it's alien master playing sweeping glissandos and arpeggios on an electric guitar. I tell you, it was awful. I'm of a mind not to go back next year.
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