Thursday, December 28, 2006

Billybob Pod

WANTED FOR PIRACY:
* Billybob (aka Captain Mr. Bill, aka Willyboy, aka Junkie Dan)
* Suspected of years worth of nefarious deeds of daring-do on the high seas.
* Distinguishing features: Missing a few fingertips due to mishap involving a shark.
* Believed to be recently armed with ultraviolet vision after emerging from some sort of pod.
* Should be considered dangerous. Do not mess with him.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I know CaptainMisterBillybob.



CaptainMisterBillybob is my bro.


You, Smegamator, are no CaptainMisterBillybob.

But I dig the pod....

Anonymous said...

He's not dangerous, he's like a puppy dog.

Ultra violet vision huh? How do I turn it on?

Jay King said...

Don't know. My ultra vision is brownish gray. It stays on continuously.