Umm-uhmm. Bone marrow crackers. Okay, they taste like sawdust, but reindeer love 'em. Leave a plate of these out tonight and there'll be no leukemia in store for Donner or Comet.
Oh. Wow. It's old fashioned rhubarb circus candy. Just like the kind that made everybody sick at the State Fair last October, only with the strychnine removed, I think. Elves and clowns scarf these down, usually with no ill effects.
Santa's absolute favorite. Treaclemint cookies. Laced with Ecstasy, they get results. No way you're not getting a Playstation 3 if you leave these out.
2 comments:
Hey! Writing sick stuff is MY department! Oh, well. I guess it runs in the fambly. Have a Big Merry One! And what a co-inkydink that the word verification today is gymsbiil. Merry Sickmas to all, and to all a big steaming load of Dognose Products!
I did have a Big Merry One when I woke up this morning.
Same back atcha.
Here's a carol:
Hark! the Dognose Products bring
Sickmus to the brothers King.
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