WANTED FOR PIRACY:* Billybob (aka Captain Mr. Bill, aka Willyboy, aka Junkie Dan)
* Suspected of years worth of nefarious deeds of daring-do on the high seas.
* Distinguishing features: Missing a few fingertips due to mishap involving a shark.
* Believed to be recently armed with ultraviolet vision after emerging from some sort of pod.
* Should be considered dangerous. Do not mess with him.
I know CaptainMisterBillybob.
ReplyDeleteCaptainMisterBillybob is my bro.
You, Smegamator, are no CaptainMisterBillybob.
But I dig the pod....
He's not dangerous, he's like a puppy dog.
ReplyDeleteUltra violet vision huh? How do I turn it on?
Don't know. My ultra vision is brownish gray. It stays on continuously.
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