proof

Prosecutor's photographic evidence
of the debauchery occurring in
Room 206 on the night in question.

commiserate

hod carrier

roofed aloft for chimneying

striped mandicoot

Native to Weehawken, New Jersey, the striped mandicoot subsists on grubs and dioxin.

Big Galoot

All paw and maw's the Big Galoot.
A real lumpher.

head start

abandoned by notional sculptor

Glynis Futardo

soaked up too many kaons, pions, muons and mesons

Ola Kwah

questions authority

pinworm

at home in your large intestine

Flip Jibbit

easily distracted clown school dropout

Brando's Lear

scarecrow 2

unravelling every riddle
for any individdle
in trouble or in pain

Klystroniton

with plasmonic oscillation

Boris Karloff

Danny, Bo and Mack

the Schlep Boys

Manley

Tuesday. Came upon what's left of Manley.

another worn out clown

Lucifer

Cast down from Heaven for questioning You Know Who's methods. Mustn't do that.

Emio Feamistischeitzen

accountant to the mob

mudstone sentinel

my son, John

Went to bed half dressed, for godsakes.
Next, he'll be diddling dumplings.

Mr. Micawber

He was sure something would turn up, 

but it was always another creditor.

Babba Yagga

She lives in a house atop dancing chicken legs and is surrounded by the bones of the slow. She flies above the treetops in a mortar and pestle, searching for children she can kidnap. She ain't Glinda.

I sent this one to Steph in Belgium, who posted it and asked for help naming it. Wondrous Strange identified her as Babba Yagga and used her in this fine creation.

pre-existing

How health insurers see us.

Davy Jones

Sways,
fathoms deep in the drink,
tangled in rigging,
welcoming sailors.

cunning crafter

called upon to counter witchcraft

Oscar Krapotkin

recent runner-up on
Who Wants To Sing Like a Buzzard Plucked Corpse?

almost normal

Wobblymobber

Flash mobs are not a recent phenomena. The Wobblies were there first and arrived without benefit of text messages. When one of their members (like Orrin Pappas here) was arrested for exercising his right to free speech, word spread like wildfire, and hundreds of Wobblies would show up at once. Since free assembly was also a crime, they'd all be rounded up and jailed as well. The costs to cities and towns was so great, the police would have to release them, but they would refuse to go until all were freed. A highly effective strategy, if not exactly as much fun as a zombie crawl or a pillow fight.

Happy Labor Day.

Damien Hirst

"You will pay for my pencils, dude."

J. F. Sebastian

He makes friends. They're toys.

extraordinary perdition

C-3PU

new model protocol droid

seer

seer everywhere I go

Lord Fauntleroy

Where does Little Lord Fauntleroy go at night?

Percy Syncline

a bit of a flake, but it's not his fault

locorococo