Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Morgue Arrival D

Quadri-orbibtal female subject recovered from hazardous waste facility. Observed to have third and fourth degree burns covering entire body, but not exactly correct. They are fifth degree burns, a degree beyond our textbook knowledge. Rudiments of 5D burnage learned from Dr. Ignatius Frazzle, who arrived shortly after subject. Fifth degree burns, it seems, occur rarely in nature but when they do, they are always accompanied by high radiation levels. Dr. Frazzle's staff measured significant contamination and immediately took possession of subject. Morgue attendants queasy all day, considering class action suit, but against who? Inadequate google results for Ignatius Frazzle.

2 comments:

Steph said...

Wowwwwwww that one's great too!
Love its texture!

Jay King said...

I'll bet you like your steaks rare, too.
Not exactly true to the original here. Whenever they glow orange/red, it means I beefed up the contrast. You do what you gotta do.