The Face of Evil

The Decisive Ideological Struggle (DIS) of the 21st century is a war against a desperate method of killing. Much as the never-declared Vietnam war was an idealogical struggle against guerrila warfare, today's struggle is against IEDs (Improvised Explosive Devices) and ISBs (Islamofascist Suicide Bombers). Pansy-assed liberals will lead you to believe we should address so-called 'root causes' of terrorism, like poverty and unemployment. I say horsewash and hog feathers. It's the bombs, stupid. Kill all the guys planting and strapping on the bombs, and you have won the Decicive Idealogical Struggle. Or, as they say in the hood, you've DISsed the suckas.

We must study the Face of Evil and learn to recognize him on sight. Then we must round up anyone who fits his description and lock him up in our secret prisons. Once we have done this all over the world, we will have led the 21st century into a shining age of humanity. It's a slam dunk. Are you with me? Then let's go get 'em! Chaaaaarrrrrggge!

Postscrpit: from Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary :
Idealogue \I*de"a*logue\, n. One given to fanciful ideas or theories.