There had to be parity between the DongDings and the RingDongs, so they intermarried. It's why we have the problems we do today, of course., Their offspring, the Ring Dings and Ding Dongs (my side of the fambly) kept at it, and the jean pool was muddied until no one could tell the bastard Wranglers from the legitimate Levis. And now you can see where THAT got us. The result was Cakery, and Drake took over in a coupe. But he needed a station wagon, as his liaison with Little Debbie resulted in Baby Snowball. Thus the DumpKing took power. It's a viscous sickle.
Serving stale Twinkies, no doubt
ReplyDeleteTell me, Major; why RingDings AND DingDongs? And why not RingDingDongs? And who's this Drakes Cakes anyway?
ReplyDeleteThere had to be parity between the DongDings and the RingDongs, so they intermarried. It's why we have the problems we do today, of course., Their offspring, the Ring Dings and Ding Dongs (my side of the fambly) kept at it, and the jean pool was muddied until no one could tell the bastard Wranglers from the legitimate Levis. And now you can see where THAT got us.
ReplyDeleteThe result was Cakery, and Drake took over in a coupe. But he needed a station wagon, as his liaison with Little Debbie resulted in Baby Snowball.
Thus the DumpKing took power.
It's a viscous sickle.
Sorry.
Little Debbie? Now THERE'S a hostess of sins.
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