Two neutrons meet each other on the street. "I'm really depressed," one neutron says to the other. "I think I've lost an electron." "Are you sure?" the other neutron asks.
How about this one? Not physics, but only a few have ever gotten it. Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. WHO'S THERE???! Phillip Glass.
Two neutrons meet each other on the street.
ReplyDelete"I'm really depressed," one neutron says to the other. "I think I've lost an electron."
"Are you sure?" the other neutron asks.
"Yes," the first neutron says. "I'm positive."
Hyuk hyuk hyuk. I love physics jokes...
Fission chips. Gotta split. For you, no charge. Heard 'em all, Doc.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the funniest ones make no sense to 99.9 percent of the population.
How about this one? Not physics, but only a few have ever gotten it.
ReplyDeleteKnock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Knock knock.
WHO'S THERE???!
Phillip Glass.
Shut up! I like it!
Orange you glad I dint say Steve Reich?
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