Hits and Misses and an Occasional Foul
YOU have an assassin. I have a speechwriter. Figures. You'll see some of the crap he's pawned off on me next time you visit Junky Dans Garbage Can.
I HATE spellcheck.. Speechwriter indeed. Apparently it hasn't read The Century Dictionary. SPRECHERIST, YOU DOLTISH APP! BE GONE FROM ME! I HAVE A SPRECHERIST, DAMMIT!
Surely you mean you have a speechwriter.
Apparently not.
YOU have an assassin. I have a speechwriter. Figures. You'll see some of the crap he's pawned off on me next time you visit Junky Dans Garbage Can.
ReplyDeleteI HATE spellcheck.. Speechwriter indeed. Apparently it hasn't read The Century Dictionary. SPRECHERIST, YOU DOLTISH APP! BE GONE FROM ME! I HAVE A SPRECHERIST, DAMMIT!
ReplyDeleteSurely you mean you have a speechwriter.
ReplyDeleteApparently not.
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