2017 outa here

I-yed Zababa

His identity was revealed to me 

when his name emanated 

from my sleeping wife’s mouth.

vug dweller

Schloggo Umptatrtis

Green Man 20

122617

Tinselus

faux-icically ornamental arborgod

122417

Bora Bora

aerial view of the Polynesian isle

sage remainder

4A

Kud Mytlby

Could. Might. Will be.

Roys Rorqual Rocket

Modeled after his own likeness, Thomas Welcome Roys’ Rocket Powered Harpoon skewered countless rorquals, blues and humpbacks, to say nothing of his left arm.

agronerode

agronomist turns erosionist

man who lives in the wall

Buck Fumble

Nobel laureate

You know. Old what's his name.

pushing seaweed

FCC

Roy Moore Lester

deflated Goliath

Deflated mask of Philistine giant, Goliath, 

used in the filming of "L'il Davey Slings It."

Bard of Ostia

Quinian Fabuloso, the Bard of Ostia

Doug Donahue

The decapitated pate of  Doug Donahue

Rumor P. Bridgewaller

Presumably unrelated to Simple J. Malarkey or P. T. Bridgeport

Jopie

domino key

follows okey dokey

Kolenkhov

eet steenks

Ludwig Van

k’Nzul

Potentate of Portent

webweaver

wayfarer

Tambo Fronk

homo gooberus

human-peanut hybrid

Marcel Duchamp

ogress

Bally table queen

chemical glow

full lull

Oumuamuan

Surfed by astride a rock torpedo last month.

Russian tickler

Also available in pill form.

a possible man

Lumpy Rougherform

better days behind Beav's best bud 

Hamlet's dad

kalku

Mapuche sorcerer transforming into a 

bloodsucking man-bird, or chonchon.

Mal Fraal

Cyrille Mauxfaux

Enforcer for the Pugwash Punishers

Stosh Cromar

Hortense Blathersby

Let her take you round town to meet everybody. 

You’ll be in high cotton in no time.

Nzeel Firp

Cork carving of Nzeel Firp, noted sphagnum magnate.

necropolitan