Liberteen

the wrong souvenir

This was supposed to be a snow globe.

Pranjin Tzemekis

forgotten

Pompeiian courtesan

captured mid-stoning

Quimby Era Man

Scene: Africa's Great Rift Valley.

Neo-anthropologist Josh Darby caresses 

the only known skull fragment of Quimby Era Man.

The final piece of the puzzle falls into place.

Mr. K

performs his feat on Saturday at Bishopsgate

This Is Only a Test

If this had been an actual emergency,

you would have been instructed on how to survive it. 

But, this being a virtual emergency, 

you are instructed nothing of the sort. 

You're on your own.

Good luck.

Gratzi Emulsiph

Elsworth Pinge

depression

bafflegabber

forever running for office

deshrouding

Teno taykay 'kita

Divinian for "You're strange"

Rot is all

I have to say.

Strombolian

cinder bomber

Finestrato

The constantly changing facade of his psyche 

was something, not sure what, to behold.

mortality salience

wherein it is discovered 

the cause of death is life

Smalley

Father O'Malley

He likes his whiskey straight up.

Armand

in the details

flub

Spenchon Gullick

Cécile-Aimée Renault

Would've gifted the virtuous republican with two small knives.

selfie esteem

man with hex

Wink'um pink'um,

nodamus rex,

protect us all,

from the man with the hex.

- Barney Fife

jinx

"Fly away buzzard, fly away crow, 

way down south where the winds don't blow.

Rub your nose and give two winks 

and save us from this awful jinx." 

- Barney Fife

episubjodic

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