tharpoxigent helminthiasis

Note the mark of the parasitic pox.

Ceres

The little dwarf is finally coming into focus.

4yux2

Hadron Head

Case Study 617

Subject exhibits pain and disgust associated 

with human or near-human condition.

percolation

kaboutermanneke

Water fairy in a ship's figurehead, 

there to guard against sickness, shoals and storms. 

When all else fails, he's there to guide 

the drowned souls to the land of the dead.

Halliburton

moll-rower

n.  domestic squabbler

- Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.

picayunishwab

haphazardly diminishable by bounded leaps

Petey Gillespie

Remember that guy, Petey Gillespie? 

What a prick he was.

Leuka

Gods were always falling for nymphs and having their way with them. In this case, Pluto carried Leuka off to his underworld realm. When she died, as all mortals must, he created in her honor a white poplar and placed it in the Elysian Fields. One side of its leaves were white, the other side green, symbolizing both upper and lower worlds. Horticulture once again buys absolution.

telebot

Invented 100 years ago this month, this is the Alice May 1250.

Her job: to deliver singing telegrams. 

Mulby Yarno

Maintaining eye contact since 1981.

Confusius

Not to be confused with Confucius.

went wrong

something did

meteowright

loup garou

Qui C'est q'ca? 

Pas une bonne chose.

supine

Several curious abrasions and a supine attitude 

suggest a reason for subject's unresponsiveness.

columnar cranium

Father Nature

Herbie A. Orby

Bless his pointed little head.

Jimmy "Bacon" Carter

ogre

Most ogres these days are homo sapien intolerant. 

They can stomach babies, but have no use for children.

Kerflooey

Poorly conceived cartoon character 

- circa 1957 - 

who bombed in all the test markets.

teardrop lodger

1515

Gorm pick

Viking guitar pick depicting King Gorm 

was carved into tapir bone. 

Count Scourge

doowoppian

Found in small groups on street corners of mid last century's cities.

the only one

2015