Rather than marry, she fled to the forest where the wonders of nature brought her to ecstasy. Her father tracked her down and offered her the choice between a husband or having her head removed. She chose the ax.
Cain't blayme her; if'n sumbuddy foisted a husban' awn ME ah'd be sorer than a hornswoggled puptoad with gaiters awn his feet, an' that's no lie. Which we pr'nounce as LAH day-own here.
Cain't blayme her; if'n sumbuddy foisted a husban' awn ME ah'd be sorer than a hornswoggled puptoad with gaiters awn his feet, an' that's no lie. Which we pr'nounce as LAH day-own here.
ReplyDeleteYessa, hus-beings is lahk tits on a boar hawg. Who needs 'em?
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