We gots lot o' kitty wumpuses up here in th' hee-uls, but i ain't never heerd o' one made o' cardboard like th' one yew talkin abayout frum that British place. If'n it's reely a see monster yew'd think it'd juss swell up and sintygrate. I ain't never seed no thing like that
All the wampus cats we have around here are not common; they are actually quite rare, and we like them like that. Served with a cognac reduction or bernaise, of course.
Awry creature begat by union of British Columbian sea monster, the Cadborosaurus, and the common wampus cat.
We gots lot o' kitty wumpuses up here in th' hee-uls, but i ain't never heerd o' one made o' cardboard like th' one yew talkin abayout frum that British place. If'n it's reely a see monster yew'd think it'd juss swell up and sintygrate. I ain't never seed no thing like that
ReplyDeleteWhut I wanna no is how it doesn't jist turn t' mush, beein a rye an' all that
ReplyDeleteAll the wampus cats we have around here are not common; they are actually quite rare, and we like them like that. Served with a cognac reduction or bernaise, of course.
ReplyDeleteYou'll see MY caddywamus at next year's Masters. All will bow and worship me!
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's what I call my ElDorado when it needs a front end alignment...
ReplyDeleteHowzit ya'll can stretch words and meanings so cattywampusly and have 'em elasticate into recognizable semblances? Anyway?
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