porphyry miner

92910

colostomy bagpipes

Tina

would fall into a deconstructionalist wormhole
every Tuesday at 3:48PM.

Police Line

They call him Police Line.
He's not to be crossed.

Case Study No. 303

In order to fulfill subject's desire for advanced analytics we administered botox to the left frontal lobe.

Mami Wata

Her serpent ripples embrace you,
her riptide caresses drag you down.

pregolem

a wad a'mud

malo y mal

a rather normal 44 year old terrapin

..who is completely oblivious to the martial arts.

Lundstrom

napthamologist

91910

Fosto Toulou

He had a crack bare-backed pony act.

Vaxigian embellisher

Tops when it comes to meticulation.

moonchild

playing hide and seek with the ghosts of dawn

Patty Poteet

She would have been satisfied to merge into dirt,
but something called out to her.

Lionman badge

A toy relic recovered from Lion Country Safari, Loxahatchee, Florida.

Case Study No. 231

Not all Lasik surgeries are successful.

uninosebrow

Glorious Velour

editor and publisher of "The Aura Reader"
and "The Ectoplasm Review."

approaching stage five

working through her Kübler-Ross loss

Jerry Tones

Lostville pastard Jerry Tones
prepares for his Saturday burning
of the Bhagavad Gita.

Gerald Bostock

St. Cleve's own "Little Milton,"
as he appears today at age 46

Ivar the Boneless

Invader of East Anglia and York,
slayer of king-turned-saint Edmund.

coy

Testiculus

renowned Roman orgiac
reincarnated from a proto-Greek fertility god

flipoff bird

He won't be won over.

flamboyance

lost in reverie

happens every time he hears 'Moon River'

ice dancer Vanya

master of the reverse serpentine lift

ice dancer Katya

mistress of the sit spin twizzle

garden gate ghost

appears every day at dawn

In Bound Fly Rule

You must swat any flies

that hover about the face of your tied captive.

seacowaphobia

the abnormal fear of manatees