If it wasn't bad enough to be 'A' God (we all know there's just ONE, you know, and we all must learn to fear Him), this one heralds SPRING, an evil Satanic pagan Ideal if there ever was one. I just don't know what to do with all you dead people.
But to marry his sister?? That's Beezleboob's personal blasphemy! Why, even here in Arkansaw, we won't marry anybody closer than our first cousin.
Well, most of us won't.
May God bless you and crunch your bones between his prodigious jaws.
He's the gentle west wind and he heralds spring.
My my my.
ReplyDeleteIf it wasn't bad enough to be 'A' God (we all know there's just ONE, you know, and we all must learn to fear Him), this one heralds SPRING, an evil Satanic pagan Ideal if there ever was one. I just don't know what to do with all you dead people.
But to marry his sister??
That's Beezleboob's personal blasphemy!
Why, even here in Arkansaw, we won't marry anybody closer than our first cousin.
Well, most of us won't.
May God bless you and crunch your bones between his prodigious jaws.
Amen.
Thanks for the theological refreshment, Sister. Spring is indeed blasphemous, but I assure you I am less than dead.
ReplyDeleteAnd as for Arkansas - I believe it is legal to wed anyone or anything you damn well please, and that goes for newts as well as salamanders.