That would be my broker, Parsnip Gurgle. Not so happy these days, I imagine; he advised I buy eighty thousand shares of International Conglomerated Spudgebrooms just before the Spudge blight of eighty-four. I told him to buy them himself, which he did. I myself bought something called Microsoft. I think I got the better deal.
Thank you, Mr. McFarland, for assisting us in identifying the perpetrator. If your identification leads to an arrest, you may be due a reward. If, on the other hand, you have misidentified the suspect, you may be sure you will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. In any event, Spudge Blight would make an excellent name for a punk band.
We found this image on this morning's facial recognition scans. Anybody recognize him? We sure don't.
That would be my broker, Parsnip Gurgle. Not so happy these days, I imagine; he advised I buy eighty thousand shares of International Conglomerated Spudgebrooms just before the Spudge blight of eighty-four. I told him to buy them himself, which he did. I myself bought something called Microsoft. I think I got the better deal.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Mr. McFarland, for assisting us in identifying the perpetrator. If your identification leads to an arrest, you may be due a reward. If, on the other hand, you have misidentified the suspect, you may be sure you will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. In any event, Spudge Blight would make an excellent name for a punk band.
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