Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Pepto Miasmal

Extreme bilious unction,
the dry heaves before the porcelain altar.

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:03 AM

    Oh gobbly stinkpuncture, I widdle at your slaptuousness.
    Still worse , I tread upon thy curdled knees and snurk as you wince in fronkly pain.
    Smeech at my cradulousness if you will,
    I can only trundle you more.
    Spew, my grissom quardle,
    Spew for all you're worth.
    I shall agsorb your retchfuse....
    And recurn in fullfold upon your unctuous spardle. May you become knurdled in squinch. Bequirdled, in fact. I'll make sure of it.

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  2. Congratulations! You win the coveted Vogonic Bard 'o the Month Award! Extra points go to:
    - snurk as you wince
    - knurdled in squinch
    and especially:
    - Spew, my grissom quardle

    Rest assured, you done did Vogons everywhere proud.

    Please do not attempt to return this award, as the meat by-products from which it is made are long past their expiration date.

    All hail Freedonia!

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