Friday, November 16, 2007

Peter Jones

The Witness Protection Program has done well by Peter Jones.

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:43 PM

    Peter Jones???! You mean the British dry-as-the-Sahara wit comic? I thought he was dead.
    No, no, that was Peter Cook. Peter Jones was the voice of The Book In "Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy" BBC radio series. What's HE got to hide from? Golgafrincham telephone sanitizers? Arthur Dent? I think not. Possibly the poetry of the Vogons. I demonstrate:

    Pretty little carbuncle
    Needs a little squeeze.
    The stinky pus that issues forth
    Reminds me of my Aunt Smegma and her constant need for a good wash.

    Thank yew thank yew.

    Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz has left the Destructor Fleet bridge.

    ReplyDelete
  2. I'm sorry. This is another Peter Jones. An anonymous Peter Jones. Please, for his family's sake, don't discuss him any longer.

    ReplyDelete