Rastrastriation Cudgel

If I had a picture of one I'd show you. It was about yea big. A gnarly ugly stick. One come down on you, you know about it.

Some of us was brought up on the bad end of a rastrastriating cudgel. Things leave marks. Many's the time I been chased by one kind or another. Or threatened to be chased. "You want I should rastratriate you?" I remember somebody saying that.