When Genii Go Bad

YOU try spending an eternity within the confines of a bottle. See if it doesn't cramp your style.

Once free, the average genie is not grateful - he's pissed. It wasn't you who sealed him up, but it was likely someone like you, a grandfather maybe. He's not going to grant you three wishes unbegrudgingly, so be prepared for trickery.

However you waste your first two, make sure you reserve your third wish for getting him back in the bottle. This is especially important if your first wishes improve your surroundings or produce a hot sex partner. What you've got going looks mighty fine to him.