President Bush has convinced Roger Ramjet, Hero of Our Nation, to come out of retirement and spearhead America-World's battle against Solenoid Robots, Noodles Romanoff and the Axis of Evil. Ramjet, at 68 years of age, may be long in the tooth, but he's still short on brains, so naturally he agreed to the assignment. He leaves Monday for Iraqistan, armed with eleven cases of Proton Energy Pills and a strong desire not to join them but to beat them.
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Roger Ramjet War Czar
President Bush has convinced Roger Ramjet, Hero of Our Nation, to come out of retirement and spearhead America-World's battle against Solenoid Robots, Noodles Romanoff and the Axis of Evil. Ramjet, at 68 years of age, may be long in the tooth, but he's still short on brains, so naturally he agreed to the assignment. He leaves Monday for Iraqistan, armed with eleven cases of Proton Energy Pills and a strong desire not to join them but to beat them.
He will not beat us
ReplyDeleteNo one will beat us
He will not beat us
You will not beat us.
Time isn't after us
Time isn't oozing on us
What??!
Sorry, D.B.
Death to Amerika!
Death to Carter!
Death to Reagan!
Death to Bush!
Death to Clinton!
Death to Little Bush
Death to everybody but me!
No; death to me too.... BOOOM.
Thank you, thank you, thank you very much. I'll be signing seismographs in the lobotomy...
Honestly, sometimes i don't know what gets into me. BrainWorms, maybe
Encore! Encore!
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