Queenie Wahine

Though some people's palates prefer pickled salads
For pudding pick popcorn peach pie
Oh Queenie's papaya you'll truly desire
When that Queenie Wahine passes by.

Queenie Wahine's Papaya rates higher than pineapple, pumpkin or poy
Please pick her papaya - put Queenie Wahine in perfect perpetual joy.

- Elvis Presley, driving his sound man crazy.

(Thanks Rural War Room!)