Fujahn Ziff

Fujahn Ziff, this year's first draft pick for the Albuquerque Albacores, brings to the sport of snuffball a much needed air of ferocity. His talent for dismembering opponents is legendary among his former teammates at the Southwestern University of the Northeast, where he earned the nickname of 'Slice'nDice.' Manager Whitey Gray had this to say: "With Ziff on the front line, the Cores stand a good chance of spilling more blood than they'll shed this season."
Time will tell.