Saturday, September 09, 2006

Talmadge & Groins '08












Early aspirants to the American throne in 2008 are presidential hopeful, Herman R. Talmadge and vice-presidential wannabe, Glen Groins. Theirs is the Artful Codger ticket and it promises to pour salt on the festering wound that is today's body politic. Here is their 5 point program:

1. No war.
2. No poverty.
3. Free health care for all.
4. An end to global warming.
5. An end to reality TV.

Naturally, this being America, they haven't got a snowball's chance in hell of winning. They'll be voted off the island long before the debates.

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:59 PM

    Sounds like just the ticket.

    Nice window and photograph too BTW.

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  2. They got my vote.

    And thanks, Cap'n Bill.

    - Howdy

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  3. Anonymous5:07 PM

    You're welcome al.

    Wow this is kinda like a chat room.

    I gotta go now my mom's calling me to dinner.

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  4. Anonymous8:44 AM

    Hey! Howcum I wasn't unvited?

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  5. You were unvited. That's why no one called you.

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