Borderland Patrol has issued an all points bulletin for these three aliens on the loose somewhere in the Sonoran Desert of Arizona. Be advised, these illegals are armed with laser rays, so should be considered armed and dangerous. Do NOT, under any circumstances, hire them for landscaping or kitchen duties. They are also known to be shape-shifters, so also be on the lookout for coyote, jackrabbits, cacti and rocks.
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