Mammon Provides

When your nefarious dealings pan out beyond Wall Street's wildest speculation, you may rest assured your family will be ensconced in the same voluptuous lairs they have come to expect. You, vacating in Vail, will wish you could be there with them, but what with the pending house arrest, you need your space.

A sudden shudder racks you asunder and you hammer your heart to get it going again. Your weeble wobbles and you fall down. As breath leaves your lungs for the last time, you take stock of your achievements and draw a momentary blank. Fade to black and a smile comes to your lips. The dumbfounded look of all those bilked. There is that.