Captain Death vs. the Zombie Cretins

The brand of justice Captain Death meted out seemed a tad harsh to the Administerial Board, but nevertheless, they approved his plan to preemtively engage the natives of seventeen minor planets in Sector J. One of those seventeen, Emplofamia, was overun by a freakish race of zombie cretins. As fate would have it, the overwhelming flaming z-ray firepower of the forces mustered by Captain Death proved useless in battle with the Zombie Cretins of Emplofamia, for the Zombie Cretins were already dead and hence, somewhat immune. Conquest of Sector J was thus postponed.