Diary Entry 3

Today was awesome! Billy the Squid got out after two years away. We hooked up and did the bars. He was fuming. Smoke was everywhere we went. This old trophy named Maggie latched on to him, tried to turn me loose. It wasn't happening, especially after the Iceberg made an appearance. He'd just gotten out, too, and was positively melting. Billy told Maggie to pony up some extra snatch and next thing we knew, we each had bouncing buns on our laps. It was sweet, let me tell you. Anyway, we all ended up in my Camaro, headed for Greenville for some reason. Only made it to the county dump, though. Just the natural course of events.. We left the broads there and now we're off to find a liquor store. Billy and the 'berg are joking about robbing the place. Least I hope they're joking. Man, it is HOT!