Monday, May 22, 2006

Al E. Yus Dead

It saddens me to report that Al E. Yus, the keeper of Hidden Missives, was found dead today, slumped over his keyboard in his secret bunker. While there were no signs of foul play, there were indications of a struggle, leading investigators to believe that Yus snuck up from behind and attacked himself while he blogged. The cause of death is as yet undetermined, but Yus is known to have a heart condition.

The fate of Hidden Missives is also as yet undetermined. Several ghost writers have come forward and have volunteered to maintain the site, although the executor of the Yus estate will have to make the ultimate decision. Stay tuned. Or logged on. Whatever. (from the Executor)

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:47 PM

    Al! I never did get a chance to grab your cheeks or to stick a stilleto (heel) through your tooth gap.

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  2. Anonymous8:28 PM

    He can't hear you. He's dead.

    Seance at seven.

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