ystery Guests, and sign in, please.I am the Great Decider. I decide who is right and who is wrong. Not you. Not Congress. Me. I decide much as the Electoral College decided. Like the Supreme Court decided. Like the American people.... I am the Great Decider. I was elected to decide. It was mandated in a landslide that I do the deciding for the country. Nowhere is there a more Solomon-esque figurehead to make the hard decisions, the tough decisions. It is me. The Great Decider.
I am the Great Decider. I decide who is good and who is evil. I have studied the dispatches. I have funneled funds through the proper channels. I have lobbied my lessers and backed winners, I have earned political capital and I intend to use it. My decisions carry weight. I am greeted as a liberator wherever I go. It is I who decides what's best.
No, I am the Great Decider. I decide to promote the incompetent and remove the knowlegable. I decide which corporations will reap millions. I decide who is to be imprisoned indefinitely without trial or review, for any reason or no reason at all. I decide the scenarios that fit the situations, the logic behind the absurd, the cocksuredness of pipedreams. How can anyone doubt that it is I who is the Great Decider?Whoever is the Great Decider, he's doing a fine job. A hell of a job.
I dunno who's really the Great Decider, but that last one bears a striking resemblance to George Bush.
ReplyDeleteActually, they're all three the president. Dick Cheney.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, the DC in Washington DC stands for the Dick, did you know that?
I thought it was for all the Darn Carbuncles, but if you say it's for The Big Dick, who am I to argue?
ReplyDeleteI've a good mind to sign off with the weird set of letters your host makes me type in every time I respond. Good day.
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