Ford Mini Van Man

Scene: A dweeby dude in a cheap suit stands astride the top of of a Ford Aerostar, guitar strapped to his neck. He strums and sings:

I'm a Ford Mini-Van Man,
Givin' it all that I can...
Huhhn!
FordMiniVanTOUGH!

Harmonica drone intones the open road way out west. The dude drops the geetar and picks up the kids at soccer practice. I mean picks them up by the waist and swings 'em aboard. Just as soon as they're strapped in, FordMiniVanMan peels gravel and is On Down The Road. Switch to FordMiniVanMan loading groceries, closing hatch with mighty shove.

Huhhn!
FordMiniVanTOUGH!