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This is my site. I live here. Please take your shoes off before coming in. I just installed the carpet and you look like a dog owner.

Don't get any big ideas about moving in with me. I don't share well. All through school my report card reported I don't play well with others. It was true then and it still is. Me link to your site? Ha. Don't make me laugh.

Can I get you anything? Crumpets? Scones? No? How about a nice Belgian waffle? Sorry, I don't have any.

I'd give you a tour, but the carpenters have restricted access to the rest of the site. This is the only room so far. There is a back door, however. See? Here are your shoes. Do come back.