Tolly Meacham

rent

no there there

If only his mother had comforted him by saying, 

“There, there, my child. It’ll be alright.” 

Then maybe he’d be somebody somewhere.

spiteful sprite

Aughost

Palipox Krivvel

Dr. Palipox Krivvel explains the thermonuclear dynamics 

behind warp drive propulsion to a disbelieving group of 

scientists from seventeen centuries past.

traipser

on tippy toes

Amyl

a proper popper

Freemont Callister III

caryatid

woman as capital

blendered

Snape

crucifer

The solar winds have brought in swarms of these things.

ergotist

breeder and feeder of ergot

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rosterless

left out

Martin Shkreli

scumbag CEO of Mylan & Turing Pharmaceuticals

Oustilla Thorakick

Torvald Noyter

eunuch doll head

Kuchisake-onna

She’ll ask is she pretty. 

Say no, she’ll stab you.

Say yes, she’ll slash you. 

Either way, you bleed.

Bodeah

Kurt keeps leaving these semblances that are close 

but in no way his.

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Avan Tarklu

a.k.a. Frobisher

a.k.a. a Whifferdill

a.k.a. not his penguin form

Anthozoa Ganglia

Kirliana aura

Saint Blasé

His visions were somewhat mediocre and his deeds were not overly impressive.

Even his torture and execution lacked originality. 

He’s the patron saint of the insipid.

Saint Blaise

Doctor of bodies and souls, human and otherwise. 

Arrested, flayed with iron combs and beheaded. 

Became the patron saint of wool combers.

A rather poor image, I’m afraid. Fourth Century cameras were substandard prior to the invention of film in 1885.

Drammidon

My court appointed lawyer is a Drammidon. I'm screwed.

Pat O'Moikle

Wonkette

Queen of Snark