Friday, July 31, 2015

Wednesday, July 29, 2015


Get it straight, people. 
They don't make wax and they're not in bliss. 
Canubians are tired of being misunderstood.

Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Banquo's ghost

Avaunt! and quit my sight! let the earth hide thee!
Thy bones are marrowless, thy blood is cold;
Thou hast no speculation in those eyes
Which thou dost glare with!

Monday, July 27, 2015


That clod Polyphemus, who you may know as Cyclops, kept after her, singing his mangled songs and giving her cheap, gaudy gifts. Not how you woo a sea nymph, I'll tell you that. So Galatea took up with the pool boy, Acis. When word got back to Ol' One Eye, he threw a fit and crushed the kid's skull with a boulder. He could do that, you know, since he was a giant. Well, the rock split open and water spilled out and the water was Acis. He flowed all about and eventually made it to her sea.

Sunday, July 26, 2015

Lord Spork

His image tops the handle of every said utensil in Liechtenstein.

Saturday, July 25, 2015


He died old.

Thursday, July 23, 2015

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

me with a knee on my neck

"..not a model person."

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

9 point 869

man in the pi squared mask

Monday, July 20, 2015

Sunday, July 19, 2015

Saturday, July 18, 2015

Phosphene Jean

Queen of Occipital Visioning

Friday, July 17, 2015

Thursday, July 16, 2015

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

unwanted poster

no reward for toxic comments

Monday, July 13, 2015


A troll from Norse mythology; 
a well pisser.

Sunday, July 12, 2015

Saturday, July 11, 2015

Friday, July 10, 2015


Age has its privileges. 
They were right on the tip of his tongue before he dozed off.

Thursday, July 09, 2015

astronaut food

"..hate to be mistaken for astronaut food."
- Sopwith Camel

Wednesday, July 08, 2015


Pursues, overtakes, and carries off children.

Tuesday, July 07, 2015


Greek god of laughter,
vindictive version.

Monday, July 06, 2015

Sunday, July 05, 2015


To snick is to cut, clip, snip or nick.
- Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.

Saturday, July 04, 2015

Phlegon of Tralles

collector of marvels

Friday, July 03, 2015


Mongo only pawn in game of life.

Thursday, July 02, 2015

highly doubtful

As in, it's highly doubtful there's a face in there at all.

Wednesday, July 01, 2015