Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Monday, June 29, 2015

the wrong souvenir

This was supposed to be a snow globe.

Sunday, June 28, 2015

Saturday, June 27, 2015

Friday, June 26, 2015

Pompeiian courtesan

captured mid-stoning

Thursday, June 25, 2015

Quimby Era Man

Scene: Africa's Great Rift Valley.
Neo-anthropologist Josh Darby caresses 
the only known skull fragment of Quimby Era Man.
The final piece of the puzzle falls into place.

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Mr. K

performs his feat on Saturday at Bishopsgate

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

This Is Only a Test

If this had been an actual emergency,
you would have been instructed on how to survive it. 
But, this being a virtual emergency, 
you are instructed nothing of the sort. 
You're on your own.
Good luck.

Monday, June 22, 2015

Sunday, June 21, 2015

Saturday, June 20, 2015

Friday, June 19, 2015


forever running for office

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Teno taykay 'kita

Divinian for "You're strange"

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Rot is all

I have to say.

Monday, June 15, 2015


cinder bomber

Sunday, June 14, 2015


The constantly changing facade of his psyche 
was something, not sure what, to behold.

Saturday, June 13, 2015

mortality salience

wherein it is discovered 
the cause of death is life

Friday, June 12, 2015

Thursday, June 11, 2015

Father O'Malley

He likes his whiskey straight up.

Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Tuesday, June 09, 2015

Sunday, June 07, 2015

Saturday, June 06, 2015

Friday, June 05, 2015

Cécile-Aimée Renault

Would've gifted the virtuous republican with two small knives.

Thursday, June 04, 2015

Wednesday, June 03, 2015

man with hex

Wink'um pink'um,
nodamus rex,
protect us all,
from the man with the hex.

- Barney Fife

Tuesday, June 02, 2015


"Fly away buzzard, fly away crow, 
way down south where the winds don't blow.
Rub your nose and give two winks 
and save us from this awful jinx." 

- Barney Fife

Monday, June 01, 2015


Subject subject to episodes.