2015 skiddoo

Zarley Frake

agogwe

shrapnulled

besmiter

xmj276

Draxious Sprig

Fyrrl7

Alonso Quixano

rsy410

mincemeat of him

The reviewers were less than kind.

Albeth Plenitude

tightwadish to the extreme

coy

My Celia

Tizzy Vonnu

psq41

shtriga

If you don’t want her to suck out all your baby’s blood, 

better arm yourself with a pig bone crucifix dipped in holy water.

preta

You've got your father.

You've got your son.

And then you've got your hungry ghost.

Mr. Billbot 2

Urshanabi

Mesopotamian ferryman. 

He plied the Hubur, river of the dead, 

long before Charon poled the Styx.

a passing fancy

Maybe that's all it was.

hoofhonker

Not schlonker.

boy with stars in his eyes

You’d say someday..

absquatchulator

JuVee Psych Ward 107

Flarl 6

Wumble Myzenry

Before its recovery at a Flagstaff grab bag booth, it was believed all graven images associated with the extinct Wumble-Myzen tribe of southern Chumbaio had been confiscated and destroyed in the great Native Art Purge of 1936. Unfortunately, we now know such was not the case.

mission creep

Will Scarlet

hole in fence

worker of wonders

Alf Zedman

the one who cares

or at least earnestly looks like he does.

Papa

He wasn't around much, so I
don't have a clear picture of him.

glossolalien

speaks in tungsten

foot picker

He used to pick his feet in Poughkeepsie.

Lufe b'Gowl

Nolster

Seussian known to noodle on the one-nozzled noozer.

Sir Melamine

The esteemed Metabolite of Cyromazine.

Tenny Cripps

convolution

no spoke

You can pick your nose

or you can poke your friends, but…

what the hell - 

you can poke your nose, too.

dark girl

Olde Anglo

Myrmidon

Another of Zeus’s rascally escapades was when he presto’d Eurymedousa into an ant and then proceeded to rape her. Thus begat Myrmidon, who was followed by an entire race of soldiers who blindly obeyed any order given them.

knave

sketchy character

Old Thrashbarg

Lamuellan priest who bows before the ineffable will of Almighty Bob.

p.s.e.i.

possible side effects include..

Obu Tanaka

So, you stumble. The next thing you know, you’re in mid-air, tumbling end over end. Apparently, you’ve gone over a cliff. What bum luck. But wait. You reach into your pocket and pull out your carved effigy of Obu Tanaka, protector of children, the insane, insane children, and cliff strollers. You gather your wits and summon the words to the incantation. “Mahominy frobish, spoorfit Tanaka.” And, wonder of wonders, you’re falling no more. Because you’ve hit bottom.

By the way, the correct wording is “Mahominy frobish, spaarfit Tanaka.”