feckful

Canubian

Get it straight, people. 

They don't make wax and they're not in bliss. 

Canubians are tired of being misunderstood.

Banquo's ghost

Avaunt! and quit my sight! let the earth hide thee!

Thy bones are marrowless, thy blood is cold;

Thou hast no speculation in those eyes

Which thou dost glare with!

Galatea

That clod Polyphemus, who you may know as Cyclops, kept after her, singing his mangled songs and giving her cheap, gaudy gifts. Not how you woo a sea nymph, I'll tell you that. So Galatea took up with the pool boy, Acis. When word got back to Ol' One Eye, he threw a fit and crushed the kid's skull with a boulder. He could do that, you know, since he was a giant. Well, the rock split open and water spilled out and the water was Acis. He flowed all about and eventually made it to her sea.

Lord Spork

His image tops the handle of every said utensil in Liechtenstein.

Mithridates

He died old.

and a certain degree of grim fortitude

guile

churl

me with a knee on my neck

"..not a model person."

9 point 869

man in the pi squared mask

Old Sol

anti-facial recognition

Phosphene Jean

Queen of Occipital Visioning

stalwartist

smutspore

Milo's mom

unwanted poster

no reward for toxic comments

brunnmigi

A troll from Norse mythology; 

a well pisser.

expects company

Booger MacFadden

septuagenariac

Age has its privileges. 

They were right on the tip of his tongue before he dozed off.

astronaut food

"..hate to be mistaken for astronaut food."

- Sopwith Camel

erlking

Pursues, overtakes, and carries off children.

Gelos

Greek god of laughter,

vindictive version.

You Never Know

snicker

To snick is to cut, clip, snip or nick.

- Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.

Phlegon of Tralles

collector of marvels

Mongo

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

highly doubtful

As in, it's highly doubtful there's a face in there at all.

conduct unbecoming

of a human