this old man

The way I heard it, he slipped the guard dog a bone and then whacked Paddy upside the head with some sort of knick knack. He made bail, though, so he should be home any day now.

Phillis Wallbanger

Harvey Wallbanger

Azitolo the Catastrophist

bike messenger

jeeper

antecedent of creeper

Beezshoonay

Jojee

Splotch McGurk

They put the squeeze on him,

but he wouldn't turn states 

and he wouldn't cop no plea.

Talmadge P. Quiffle

Monopoly token introduced in the 1930's. 

Retired in 1939 due to lack of ruthlessness.

demalion

a little tattered around the edges

Miss Application

Miss Wormwood's substitute

Etruscan Pleasuring Device

Mongol Milo

sarsaparillion

purveyor of the bramble vine elixer

sock puppet 3

Asherah

God's wife

Comrade Ned

Better red than undead Ned

woodland gfurdnl

A rare sighting indeed is that of the overly tweaked arboreal gfurdnl.

Remember; you saw it here first.

getting over it

Easy Breezy McSqueezy

Easy breezy b-day, Dub.

Flarl 5

JuVee Psych Ward 99

Delp

Green Man on Roundup

Glyphosated.

Shekinah

Place of dwelllng; 

which can be understood as 

the embodiment of God's presence with his people.

See: 'rest ', happiness',' holiness' or 'peace'.

frission

The lads from East Belchney weren't so impressed 

with those other two nuclear reactions. 

But this frission is something else again.