out with 2014

feckless cookie

As in: "I'm ready to quit the program. 

The feckless cookies they serve exasperate me to no end."

surfacing

He's bound to come up for air eventually.

Krampus On A Shelf

Sure, it's time to pack away the Krampus On A Shelf, but I just know it'll upset little Suzie and Timothy, so I've decided to move it to another shelf. At least until Easter.

Dash Boolean

and/or, T ≠ F!

Maisie

Bad luck. 

Bride of the bull.

coniference

By this process, subject has apparently become one with a pinecone.

Ghost of Christmas Past Redux

So the figure itself fluctuated in its distinctness: being now a thing with one arm, now with one leg, now with twenty legs, now a pair of legs without a head, now a head without a body: of which dissolving parts, no outline would be visible in the dense gloom wherein they melted away. And in the very wonder of this, it would be itself again; distinct and clear as ever.

Oglethorpe

That was Oglethorpe.

Born that way, I guess.

Blackheart Man

Tikya the Blackheart Man, children

I say, don't go near him

Tikya the Blackheart Man, children

For even lions fear him..

He lives in the gullies of the city,

He's the Blackheart Man

Got no friend, no home, no family,

He's the Blackheart Man..

Now I trod the same road of afflictions 

Just like the Blackheart Man, 

Getting my share of humiliation 

Just like the Blackheart Man

You'll find me in the prisons and the dungeons,

Just like the Blackheart Man

I even get blamed without a reason 

Just like the Blackheart Man

 Just like the Blackheart man..

- Bunny Wailer

darkest night

Happy Yule, ya'll.

Sylvie Zawadzka

locust army mask

cacophonist

clamorous in a din

glimpsed

Bank of America

belsnickler

treats the good kids, whips the bad

wagon ready

rapture

headwinds

Ludovicus Rex

Plures Non Capit Orbis

Bijou Rialto

projectionist at the Orpheum

Lonzo Ciani

night watchman

somnium teuthida

rock god

R.J. Reynolds

petrified shrunken head

Do Not Remove From Box.

caterpillar

hookah'd and shroomed

pranayama

purak, kumbhak, rechak

anythingarian

n.  one who is 'anything' in belief; an indifferentist.  

- Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.

bereft snarval

arnry ol cuss

the not so great gazoo

Self-esteem depletion on his native Zetox 

kicked in long before he arrived in Bedrock.

Pamby Larval

 scared eyeless

Thanatos

Learn to differentiate. 

Hypnos, his twin brother: god of sleep. 

Comes and goes on a regular basis. 

Thanatos, on the other hand, 

drops by once in a lifetime. 

He is the god of death.

shrewdest blobfish

There were vast schools of dumber ones, 

but the shrewdest blobfish of them all swam up to us 

in a most threatening manner.

Brannigans 3

Ned Brannigan.

Took the brunt.

Brannigans 2

Bob Brannigan

Last holdout.

Brannigans 1

Tom Brannigan. 

First to go.

Gumby's financial advisor

Murgatroyd

Heavens to Betsy and him.

slide 146

Here's a portal of some kind we saw one day in Istanbul. 

It was in an alley beside a nice little kebab place. 

Todd guessed it was for rats and mice.

Rudy

Dug up Rudy for one last shot.

Milo 13

behind enemy lines

bumpkinet

n.  a little bumpkin

- Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.

Lord High Chancellor

locum

Milo, age 56

Projected view should current trends run their course.

piranha hat

My new piranha hat arrived today. 

I intend to wear it to full advantage.

neo-netsuke