bereft snarval

arnry ol cuss

the not so great gazoo

Self-esteem depletion on his native Zetox 

kicked in long before he arrived in Bedrock.

Pamby Larval

 scared eyeless

Thanatos

Learn to differentiate. 

Hypnos, his twin brother: god of sleep. 

Comes and goes on a regular basis. 

Thanatos, on the other hand, 

drops by once in a lifetime. 

He is the god of death.

shrewdest blobfish

There were vast schools of dumber ones, 

but the shrewdest blobfish of them all swam up to us 

in a most threatening manner.

Brannigans 3

Ned Brannigan.

Took the brunt.

Brannigans 2

Bob Brannigan

Last holdout.

Brannigans 1

Tom Brannigan. 

First to go.

Gumby's financial advisor

Murgatroyd

Heavens to Betsy and him.

slide 146

Here's a portal of some kind we saw one day in Istanbul. 

It was in an alley beside a nice little kebab place. 

Todd guessed it was for rats and mice.

Rudy

Dug up Rudy for one last shot.

Milo 13

behind enemy lines

bumpkinet

n.  a little bumpkin

- Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.

Lord High Chancellor

locum

Milo, age 56

Projected view should current trends run their course.

piranha hat

My new piranha hat arrived today. 

I intend to wear it to full advantage.

neo-netsuke

outasorts

thinger

n.  a realist; a considerer of objects.

- Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.

alleged suspect

Mavery Bishaw

stoic in the face of besmirchment

Milo Goes Gold

"... It was about then gold leaf origami hit its stride..."
from "Milo's Greatest Hits," published 1977

Squat

Poor guy ran into Randolph Carter 

on the midway of the Zarkanian Squeaky Fair.

Arrowhead 3

Tennessee River Valley, archaic, snow capped.

twalasses

Saint Joseph of Cupertino

Patron saint of pilots and astronauts.

To think of God was to float he thought, 

so he thought he flew 

and he flew.