One bird book and a buzzard and a crow,
Tell them all Tiny says hello.
Friday, January 31, 2014
Thursday, January 30, 2014
snarfer balloon
Snarfing appendages and the geneticists who grow them
will be well represented in Albuquerque this October.
Wednesday, January 29, 2014
Tuesday, January 28, 2014
pat-a-cake
There is some doubt as to whether the cake
was patted into the shape of the baker's man or
whether the main ingredient actually was the baker's man.
whether the main ingredient actually was the baker's man.
Monday, January 27, 2014
Sunday, January 26, 2014
Saturday, January 25, 2014
Friday, January 24, 2014
Thursday, January 23, 2014
Wednesday, January 22, 2014
gry
n. Not a bit, not a morsel, but a measure
- never in general use -
equal to a tenth of philosophical foot.
Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.
Tuesday, January 21, 2014
Monday, January 20, 2014
Jack
Jack is not an astute businessman, trades cow for beans.
Mother distraught. Jack plans robbery by means of fairy tale.
Steals bag of gold, retreats.
Returns, steals golden goose, retreats.
Returns third time, steals singing harp.
Jack is a triple offender, a recidivist.
Makes getaway but has to kill rightful owner,
so is now murderer as well.
Wealth buys lawyers, Jack is cleared,
rich beyond measure.
Sunday, January 19, 2014
Saturday, January 18, 2014
Friday, January 17, 2014
Thursday, January 16, 2014
Wednesday, January 15, 2014
Phlogistonic actuator
Heart of combustion for the Sprague Dephlogisticator,
named for its inventor, Howard Sprague.
Tuesday, January 14, 2014
Monday, January 13, 2014
Sunday, January 12, 2014
blanket statement
This is an implied deconstruction of
an imaginary cartoon sculpture, unless it isn't.
Saturday, January 11, 2014
Hashtag
The Egyptian god, Hashtag, is often shown
holding a floral scepter up to one eye,
denoting a topic currently trending.
