Sunday, June 30, 2013

Morgause


Witch-queen of the Orkneys;
mother of Gawain and Mordred.

Ahab


"There is a wisdom that is woe; 
but there is a woe that is madness."

Saturday, June 29, 2013

haverel


halfwitted nonsense spewer

Thursday, June 27, 2013

idolator


I bow before false gods and pay the price.

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Mr. Magoo


Depression set in late in life after Magoo was fitted for contacts.

Monday, June 24, 2013

thumble


a thimble for one's thumb

Saturday, June 22, 2013

Moe


With brothers Meeny, Miney, and Eenie 
he attempted to remove digits from endangered tigers. 
May he rest in peace.

Friday, June 21, 2013

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Saturday, June 15, 2013

soot-wart


n.  scrotal epithelium of chimney sweeps
- Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.

Friday, June 14, 2013

Finarfin


pacifist brother of Fingolfin

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Saturday, June 08, 2013

Tiamat


Babylonian monster sea goddess of chaos. 
A typhoon spinning off dragons and serpents.

Friday, June 07, 2013

Phosgene Valjean


“Those who do not suffocate, do not see.”

Wednesday, June 05, 2013

stroamer


n.  idle walker about
- Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.

Monday, June 03, 2013

pitched to


Sat there for three hours and 
forty-seven minutes being pitched to.

Saturday, June 01, 2013