Tuesday, January 31, 2012


spins yarn over Mad Dog campfire

Monday, January 30, 2012

Sunday, January 29, 2012


Blasting poisons into the ground -
what could possibly go wrong?

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Friday, January 27, 2012

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Poppy Nogood

One day your Phantom Band vanishes
and you're left with one lone drone.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012


practiced in the secrets of the lonely thickets

Monday, January 23, 2012

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Holliman Franchem

deconstructionist architect

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Friday, January 20, 2012

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Uncle Albert

We're so sorry.

Morgue Arrival P

Flaccid carcass recovered from a wheel well.
Appears zombish. Suggest hasty incineration.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Monday, January 16, 2012

Why may not I love Johnny?

And why may not Johnny love me?

Well, for one thing, Johnny doesn't exist.

Sunday, January 15, 2012


Field Marshall of Hohenzollern Prussia

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Man of the Year

John Q. Corporation

Friday, January 13, 2012

Hamish Kreebo Publius

distinguished author of the Federalist Papers

Thursday, January 12, 2012

hip lirp

A snap of the fingers. Beat applause.
"The hipster dug the sounds laid down
and lirped his freak on."
-Century Dictionary & Encyclopedia, 1911 ed.

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Saint Anthony of Padua

Lost something?
Call on the patron saint of the poor and of lost objects.
He has an excellent rate of return.

Monday, January 09, 2012

Howard Zeal

your crusty but not so benign TV commentator

Sunday, January 08, 2012


Franklin's been experiencing some major life changes.

Saturday, January 07, 2012

post-tech girl

circa 2030

Friday, January 06, 2012


This week's specials: eulogies and forgeries.
Next week it's sermons and suicide notes.

Thursday, January 05, 2012

Wednesday, January 04, 2012

Tuesday, January 03, 2012

Monday, January 02, 2012

Sunday, January 01, 2012


Subject has undergone a non-surgical
rhinoplasty procedure known as
calcitic tabularization.

in with 2012